Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Chapter 3, 27, Set Your Feet Upon the Path

Mandaarian is a cool name for an alien race, because it sounds like it might be a real word, and tells you everything you need to know about them. They've got a mandate, and that mandate is to keep you from doing all the stuff you want to do. Trust me. You'll thank me when you're older.


Monday, September 30, 2013

Chapter 3, 24: Treasure

Not only is the lyric, "There's a shark in the water," but Google Search will automatically correct the mistake that Dora makes.


Monday, September 23, 2013

Chapter 3, 23: My Talent Is

Anyone can like Ke$ha and Michael Buble, but you have a better chance of pulling it off in polka dots.


Monday, September 16, 2013

Chapter 3, 22: Yellow Fever

Did you ever have the experience of not liking something that no-one else seems to like, and yet it's popular enough to be on the McDonald's menu? Never mind, here's an Internet recipe for a McDonald's griddlecake. Some people like them so much.